Ersatz or not

Annoying websites can be surprisingly tenacious. A fake Twitter-generating web app debuted last year, around now. No, it was a few days after the Ides of March, 2012; how not-auspicious.

lemmetweetthatforyou has re-surfaced. It motivated the reputable and erstwhile Poynter Institute’s Jeff Sonderman to write a helpful post about the importance of authenticity.

Genuine

Not-quite genuine

storify version

Shameless fake

fake letmetweetthatforyou version

I embedded the first image in my HTML for this page, assisted by JavaScript. I used genuine content from Twitter. That is possible thanks to Tumblr being white-listed by Twitter. I can explain the details in another post, should anyone request.

The second image is merely a *.png format image file. I think, but am not certain, that it was screen shot from Storify, where Jeff’s original Tweet was presumably embedded.

The third image is also a screen shot. It was created using lemmetweetthatforyou. I continue to type that as “let me tweet that for you”. Good habits are also hard to break.

Mystery

Note the little pencil by Jeff’s name. It resembles the Twitter “blue checkmark” of verified identity. Is it a new version of Twitter verification, perhaps for journalists (@BCAppelbaum and @pdacosta, two of my favorites, don’t have cute pencils by their names on Twitter!), or is it Unicode, one of those hex-looking #xxxx characters?

via unwieldy:

“Let’s be honest: a great many of us are tired of seeing the same old Twitter Bootstrap theme again and again. Black header, giant hero, rounded blue buttons, Helvetica Neue.

Yes, you can customize the header to be a different color, maybe re-color some of the buttons, use a different font….”

notes.unwieldy says it better than I can.

I certainly like Twitter Bootstrap. But it is ridiculous how many rather disparate websites seem to be using it now. Whether straight out of the box or not-so-straight-out-of-the-box, the tell-tale signs of Twitter Bootstrap are difficult to disguise.

Especially for sites whose former designs had no obvious flaws, I wish I could make a request to:

“Bring back the variety? Please!”

Exceptional feline on Twitter Vine

So. This is Vine for Twitter. It seems to accept my after-the-fact HTML styling.

That cat is beautiful! It (he? she?) resembles a lynx or even a mythological creature, more than an ordinary house cat or internet cat. I don’t particularly like cats. I am allergic to cat hair. I prefer dogs, in every way. This cat is exceptional.

I haven’t formed any opinion yet, regarding Vine. Let’s wait and see.

Loose ends

Paula Broadwell might want to do something about her Twitter account. In all the commotion following the news reports of her involvement with very former CIA Director Petraeus, it is no surprise that a few loose ends may have been overlooked. The last update from @paulabroadwell on 5 November 2012 follows.

It is accruing an impressive trail of response detritus. The pace is picking up, as you will notice, assuming that Twitter appends all the replies as promised by dev.twitter.com in the documentation. Let’s find out.

Is a federated Twitter even possible?

dwineman:

Toward the end of my last post, I mentioned that I’d like to see App.net move toward a federated architecture. Broadly, what that means is that… users and devices would connect [and] talk to each other in some clever way to collectively maintain the appearance of a single unified social network.

The advantages are numerous and comparable to those of the web itself: no single point of failure, no concentration of power, no risk that the entire network will be sold to Facebook.

But does this work for a service like Twitter?

Let’s find out. Since every good blog post needs a list of three things, here’s a list of three constraints we’ve come to expect of our social timelines:

  • Immediacy: if a post has been made by someone I follow, I can see it in my timeline right away (or close enough that I don’t notice the difference).
  • Chronology: posts always appear in order by time posted.
  • Monotonicity: timelines grow only from the top; older posts are never retroactively inserted.

The problem appears to be that no federated architecture can simultaneously satisfy all three of these conditions… Violating chronology is bad because it turns conversations into nonsense, but violating monotonicity means you can’t assume you’ve seen everything once you’ve read to the top of your timeline. Your client will have to maintain read/unread status for every item, and you’ll have to keep winding back in time to pick up things you missed. Which might be fine, but now we’re talking about something less like Twitter and more like email or RSS.

OK, so all of those options suck for conversations. But chronology is really only important within a conversation. So what if instead of replicating Twitter exactly, we shoot for a hierarchical, threaded model? The timeline would be a list of threads, and chronological order is preserved within each thread, but the threads themselves show up in arbitrary order. Oh, and you see a thread if you’re following the person who started it, I guess? Never mind, at least we’re getting somewhere! We’ve invented Usenet.

Oh.

The moral of the story is that the qualities that make Twitter interesting — its mix of conversation, discovery, and one-to-many communication — are direct consequences of its centralized architecture. Without the centralization you can still have something interesting, but it’s a different thing.

I’d love to be proven wrong.

This (“Venomous Porridge”) is such a great website name! It is also a really excellent and fun article! I have thought similar things, which were discussed in the 69 comments that responded to the post. The preceding re-blogging is an excerpt, with selective emphasis of my own. Go read the entire thing on Porridge’s Tumblr if you are curious.

* I seem to have returned, somewhat… after doing even worse things to my CSS. I cycled through every one of Tumblr’s free themes the other night. You should try it some time! Plaid, Pink Ribbon, the one that looks like a postcard…

In the wild: Twitter recommendation engine at work
I don’t think Twitter is ready to make political predictions or stock market buy-sell suggestions, not quite yet. The NLP and recommendation algorithm require a little more training data and testing for Twitter to be considered a formidable new SaaS market entrant.

In the wild: Twitter recommendation engine at work

I don’t think Twitter is ready to make political predictions or stock market buy-sell suggestions, not quite yet. The NLP and recommendation algorithm require a little more training data and testing for Twitter to be considered a formidable new SaaS market entrant.

natebeaty:

the right car for a twitter superstar

natebeaty:

the right car for a twitter superstar

Security chat

retronator:

Today’s random idea to create a webpage: the Social Network Clock!
A few weeks back bitly posted some interesting data that hints when people use different social networks. Today’s stupid idea for not playing Minecraft all day involved creating a CSS3 time display webpage that overlays current time over the graphs published by bitly.
Tumblr is apparently the party network for evenings and weekends so cheers to you guys!

I like the analog clock. And the colors. And the treemaps. And the font. 
I hope that The Retronator doesn’t object to this re-blogging.

retronator:

Today’s random idea to create a webpage: the Social Network Clock!

A few weeks back bitly posted some interesting data that hints when people use different social networks. Today’s stupid idea for not playing Minecraft all day involved creating a CSS3 time display webpage that overlays current time over the graphs published by bitly.

Tumblr is apparently the party network for evenings and weekends so cheers to you guys!

I like the analog clock. And the colors. And the treemaps. And the font. 

I hope that The Retronator doesn’t object to this re-blogging.

motherjones:

Everything happens for reason.

motherjones:

Everything happens for reason.

(Source: theweekmagazine)